年关将至，我从今开始码字，至死方休。
我将不求嫖、不断根、不太监。
我将不寻欢、不作乐。
我是网文界的小虾米，起点里的老扑街。
我是衬托大神的垫脚石，科幻频道的小炮灰，排行榜上的隐身者，编辑眼中的臭咸鱼。
我会将生命与荣耀献给码字，今年如此，年年皆然!
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鸟文版：
“Night gathers， and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife， hold no lands， father no children.
I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.
I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.
I am the fire that burns against the cold， the light that brings the dawn， the horn that wakes the sleepers， the shield that guards the realms of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch， for this night and all the nights to come.“
（反正也没人看，就不翻译了……）